Harry: What happened was, it was completely innocent, basically me and Matt were discussing Christmas presents we get from parents -[to the audience] alright, it’s true- and he said that he wanted to get his mom as many cats as he could [everyone laughs] because she likes cats, right? So… when he won I said think how many cats you’re going to get for Christmas.
Alan Carr: *cough* Bullshit *cough*
Harry: I got grounded.
Alan Carr: How long for?
Harry: A week…
Alan Carr: You had to write on the board I will not say pussy, I will not say pussy…
